rexidot:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

invaderxan:

funnytwittertweets:

Tumblr burned down years ago, and now a tranquil meadow has grown from its ruins

Originally posted by katsukes

Tumblr is that barren pasture in Costa Rica that was purposely filled with 12,000 metric tons of orange peels by conservation researchers. Initially, the orange peels decomposed into “sludgy stuff filled with fly larvae.” This led to accusations that the juice company providing the peels were “defiling the land,” and thus, the site was ultimately abandoned. But when researchers went back about 15 years later, they discovered “the arid landscape had been unrecognisably transformed into a dense, vine-filled jungle… as for how the orange peels were able to regenerate the site so effectively in just 16 years of isolation, nobody’s entirely sure.”

And that, my friends, is Tumblr.

(via @lastvalyrian)

wildhumanhasappeared:

catboymoments:

how y’all feelin

propertyofdeduction:

cithaerons:

please block me if you read books with death in them. i don’t care your “reason” - it’s clear you have a death fetish, are pro-necrophilia, and think killing is okay. i don’t care if someone you know died recently or if you have a terminal illness. it is not okay to consume fiction with death in it to cope. and that’s that on that, you freaks. pro-death crowd dni.

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

quousque:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

stalkingchair:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

we share one collective braincell and that braincell desires a bath apparently

This is brainwashing propaganda

#actually yeah #i do want to give my brain a warm bath #tuck it into bed #on a really soft pillow

Oh my god literally sleep. You all need to sleep. Lie down horizontally and shut your eyes for a few hours. When you sleep your brain is bathed in spinal fluid to wash away the daily buildup so if you have the urge to wash your brain literally take a nap

ARE YOU FRUCKING WITH ME

bold of you to assume i am not a chronic insomniac

squeakitties:

assdevourer:

that post thats like “i hope christianity as a global power collapses” and there’s just tons of hand-wringing “enjoy living in a lawless wasteland with no morals” comments like. congrats. you are a living illustration of the fucking point.

if your sense of morality is anchored to the bible and you think people would just start killing people etc without it, congrats, your worldview is fucked and you should do some introspection why.

dreamlike-twunk:

politijohn:

The median American income is 31,000 dollars. This post was made by an upper middle class person with no idea what working place people have, and it still shows how ridiculous a billion dollars looks like.

gatheringbones:

I want people with “good” childhoods to read resources meant for survivors of abuse for twofold reasons: the first that maybe some of them will see survivors less like alien anomalies and actually treat them like human beings, and second that maybe some of these “normal” people from “good” families will realize their definitions for normal and good are dogshit and now they have more accurate language what really happened in that house.

annabelle–cane:

asexual activism is PART of sex positivity. education about asexuality is part of sex education. speaking openly about sex, defying repressive sexual norms, and encouraging people to be comfortable with and enjoy their “unconventional” sexual lives all needs to include the messaging that not wanting sex is fine and that saying “no” every time is not only acceptable but good if that’s what you really want. asexuality is not the opponent of sex positivity, it’s another arm of it.